Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Mama in the Moon: International Sensation

So one cool thing about this blogging site, is that I can see where in the world my readers (you know, all six of them), live. Obviously, the majority are in the U.S. (hi, Mom). But since I started this blog, I have had readers from The Netherlands, Denmark, the U.K., Germany, Belgium, South Africa, Russia, Honduras, Italy and Canada. So to all of you I want to hi! Thanks for reading this little blog here. 

Who knew I would one day become an international sensation, right?

I mean, my parents must be so excited to get this news. Before, when talking about their kids they were probably like, "Our son is so brilliant! He is a commercial pilot and he flies all over the country, and do you know how smart you have to be to get a job like that? He is just our pride and joy. Oh, and we have a daughter. She stays at home and writes a blob? Or blog? Something that she claims makes use of those very expensive college skills, which we are still paying for."

But NOW:

"Oh we have a son, he flies planes and stuff. But our daughter! Wow, she is an international sensation. She is a published internet writer! People all around the world read her blog, and she is the funniest! We are so proud of her. Seriously, she is like right up there with all those A-List celebrities, like, everyone knows her name".

You're welcome, mom and dad.

Anyhow, so I just wanted to give a shout-out to my international community! Say hello sometime, I would love to hear what's going on in your part of the planet. 

Even you, Canada.

6 comments:

Maki4him said...

Take it back Kel, Take it back. You know Canada is on the "Dead to me List"

Maki4him said...

sorry Canada. Take it up with Colbert.

Mama said...

LOL! You're right, how could I forget? Ohh wise Colbert. We should borrow all of our foreign policy from him.

Unknown said...

I'm sure it's only a coincidence that I've been to Denmark, Russia, Belgium, Netherlands and the UK in the past year.

Unknown said...

Oh...I forgot Germany...twice.

Mama said...

::Bubble Burst::

Except that I can see the dates the countries show up, and these have all been in the past few weeks...